Tuesday, January 16, 2007

NeST-UM and Warta Kepala Batas

The Prime Minister's own newspaper. It has been around for a while. I remember picking up a copy from a chief minister's office some months back. Content wise, Warta Parlimen Kepala Batas is most forgettable. But state governments order their copies in bulk. Bet you this rag is doing better than some mainstream newspapers! Read it here.

Forum on NST-UM Merger. Talking of mainstream papers, three ex-newspapermen will discuss the demerits and, if any, merits of the proposed merger of the NSTP and Utusan Melayu at a forum in Kuala Lumpur tomorrow. Two of them were former group editor-in-chiefs of the NSTP. Details here.


  1. Anonymous8:29 am

    I have seen the "paper" too. What a hell of a *** job.
    Perhaps KH can work out something like that... have the NST ordered in bulk by state govts and agencies.


  2. Anonymous11:38 am

    erm, does 'kepala batas' mean 'limited head/brain' or something like that in malay?

  3. Anonymous12:03 pm

    Kepala Batas - what a name. You are right freelunch2020.
    Sad story. Sad note.
    Kepala - Head
    Batas - Limited

    Limited head to manage the country.

    Joke of the year !!!

  4. This is like the conductor blowing his own horn in an orchestra and totally oblivious to the piece being played.

    Isn't KH the 'official' spokesman for AAB on matters of the state and if so, he must be doing one helluva nutjob for AAB to go his own way.

    Permit to print...license to shoot his own foot. Ok, make it both feet.

  5. Anonymous6:12 pm

    Anonymous left this comment earlier but I had to take out some adjectives. Hope he/she doesn't mind. - Rocky's Bru

    Rocky Kepala Otak Punyea Olang... The whole down south states going under water turning to "Venice of Asia" with stinking Shit and Rat Urine floating like A&W Floats, that Dxxx if not Uxxy Mr. Prime Minister can get a Newspaper issued for his constituency... Apa nama... Bxxxxkah dia... Olang Olang Kepala Batas mana ada manyak duit... toilet paper pun pakai recycle old newspaper ma... Kepala Batas atau Kepala Otak Punyea Olang... itu olang patut saja titun atas Cobra De Sultan lah... manyak kasi olang susah saje! Boxxx betulll....

  6. Anonymous7:37 pm

    Perfect name! Work both way..for the creators..and for the targets.

    If use "Otak Batas"...not so accurate. Some never show they have it.

  7. Will the PMs own paper be issuing another statement of denial on the ownership of Cobra Sultan?

    Apparently, it is a gift from AK and the Turkish PM was not amused.
    Details at RPK....

    Other highlights:

    Kickdefella's blogroll list now stands at 56.

    To do those who have not, please read his 'Super Sunday' in which you'll get a glimpse of his inner sanctum.

    And the gremlin aka monsterball is getting whupped senseless in the comments section.

    The Scribe - Mr Ng Chee Pang will stand as an independent at the Batu Talam by-election.

  8. Anonymous7:32 am

    hey dude,
    just read the news from malay male. hope u r ok.
    who cares?

  9. Anonymous9:12 am

    The actual name is "Kepala One-of -Pakistan's-ex-President"

    Very appropriate. Very fitting.

  10. Anonymous9:54 am

    Limited head ? Hahaha.
    I got the joke.

  11. Anonymous9:37 am

    This Pak Lah..really sometimes we don't know whether to laugh or to cry. What a moron and a joke he has made of his office.

    Pak Lah balik jadi tok siak kat Kepala Batas je lah.. jadi Pak Imam dah tak layak sebab tangan dah masuk buku sejarah meraba bahu Bond Girl. Buat malu satu negara aje.. nasib baik dia ni bukan Melayu..tapi benggali cina.. no wonder mimpi serupa dengan Kali dan Kit Siang. Bila election dok tanggih undi Melayu.. sekarang boleh BLAH!

  12. Anonymous3:42 pm

    aku bukan setakat pernah baca je sokkhabar Pak lah nih, malah aku pernah melukis tuk ruangan kartun dalam tahun 2006-2007 nyer keluaran...

    Sokkhabar nih serius tak memberi ape2 informasi pon melainkan cerita2 yang penuh melemahkan minda aku sebagai anak muda, yang jelik, bodek2 sahaja yang dipaparkan...hehe tgk aje la tajuk sokkhabar dia...

    Selari ngan perangai Pak Lah yang lemau jiwa dan suka tidur maka BOS sokkhabar nih la selalu lewat bayar gaji aku.

    Tak percaya...pegi la tanya DR Marzuki tuh...

    Hingga sekarang aku memang takkan halalkan ape yang bos sokkhabar tuh makan duit hasil kartun aku...rasenya lebih 5-6 bulan nyer keluaran diorg tak bayar2 lagi......sakit hati tul.

    Nampak gayanya aku harap sokkhabar nih akan terus lingkup sesuai ngan ngan tema diorang, cermelang, gemilang temberang...