Saturday, February 09, 2008

I am ... I said

Compendium of Pak Lah's "I" lines and other quotable quotes. His "I work very hard" line is just the latest headliner to tell Malaysians who's boss and what he's made of. It's how he deals with issues ranging from his son-in-law's shares in ECM-Libra and the sale of Pantai to Singapore, to newsreports of his unscheduled visit to Turkey and the purchase of a jet for his personal use.
Some examples (click on each quote for links):
Go to for about 300 more reminders of what the PM has said to cover his own ass.


Anonymous said...

Remember Zam saying actors of tv series should drop their Chinese and Indian accents when speaking Bahasa Melayu?

The so-called former journalist said such 'loghat' belittles the well versed non Malays of today.

Dei Zam, go listen to you boss la.

Why must he talk like an Apek from Kampar when addressing the crowd during the Gerakan-MCA Chinese New Year Gathering in Penang???

Lu ingat olang Penang tak tau cakap good Malayu kar?

Cakap tak serupa bikin...Malu la!

Anonymous said...

"working hard"

When did the monkey or 'rat' ever been working hard or seen to be working at all since the day he took office?

What a creature is that?

shar101 said...

Some 'I's not heard (yet):

a) I see dead people.
b) I see, I like, I want.
c) I want.. lots groveling minions at my beck and call.
d) I aabducted you for ISA reasons.
e) I pray a lot.. so that you'll like me.
f) I see a great nation.. which is mine to keep and do as I wish. Muaahahaha!
g) I see an emperor in the mirror.. and it's me.
h) I bring good tidings.. hang on, the bad ones first coz that's all there is.
i) More 'I's from the village idiot.
j) I see more dead people, still. (Turns to aide, asking "Can they vote?").

Anonymous said...

For Pak Lah's sake, I suppose you can replace New York with Putrajaya and LA with Perth?

Written by Neil Diamond

L.A.'s fine, the sun shines most the time
And the feeling is 'lay back'
Palm trees grow, and rents are low
But you know I keep thinkin' about
Making my way back

Well I'm New York City born and raised
But nowadays, I'm lost between two shores
L.A.'s fine, but it ain't home
New York's home, but it ain't mine no more

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why
Leavin' me lonely still

Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of bein' a king
And then became one
Well except for the names and a few other changes
I you talk about me, the story's the same one

But I got an emptiness deep inside
And I've tried, but it won't let me go
And I'm not a man who likes to swear
But I never cared for the sound of being alone

"I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why
Leavin' me lonely still
1971 Prophet Music, Inc. (ASCAP)

Old Fart said...

I just heard Neil Diamod' I am....I said, after such a long time. And I open your blog and see what I see!!! Must by lottery today la!

Anonymous said...

I am just waiting for him to blurt out "I am an a..h..e".

Anonymous said...


we have the worst PM ever.
And if KJ ever gets to take over as PM in the future....we're all as good as dead.
that boy is bad for the country.
he's already so intimate with all the bad things -- shan't say what they are. but you know,

Anonymous said...

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has taken us all for a ride. And he will be another loooong ride for us because this sorry excuse for a PM is fonna win his seat in the election.
so, either we leave the country or make sure his party is deprived of a clear majority.

Anonymous said...

One more that has not been said. :I screw up big time..'

Anonymous said...

I'm a good muslim is another.

anyway this PM is very active lately trying to improve his image but for some of us we know how bad is his leadership and how sleep he gets.

Lets kick him out in next GE!!

HARD-T (Ori) said...

I makes a temporary compromise
I makes a temporary promise
I misleads the people
I telling them lies

Anonymous said...


You left the out the gem...

"I don't know, I'm not involved"...

...this he said when commenting on how is it that the Finance Minsitry of which he is the Minister can approve the sale of Avenue Capital to ECM Libra when it was clear that his SIL has direct interest.

Anonymous said...

Mr Prime Minister, Sir: You are beyond repair

Posted by Raja Petra
Saturday, 09 February 2008

Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi is truly beyond repair. This is someone who came into office in 2003 as result of Tun Dr.Mahathir Mohamad’s “folly”.

He ran a good campaign and received a resounding mandate. After 4 years in power, he has proven to be incompetent and the state of Malaysia is rotten. What a big letdown!!

Pak Lah is beyond repair. Period!!!

lanaibeach said...

Don’t play tricks
It is time you go
Spinning tales of grandeur
Hiding the truth

Honesty must prevail
In family in relatives
They shouldn’t be spared
Declare their assets
And say how they get it there

Want to be honestly clean
It has to be done in the open
Nothing to hide; nothing to ride
Just let it sails
Any port of call

So don’t play tricks
Just tell the truth
There is something not right
When shadows dance
When light stays still

Don’t play tricks
With cheapest crack of words
Know not the meaning
Spinning tales of deception
Saying how good you had been

Don’t play tricks
The people know the truth
The rolling stones crack
The holes on the ground
Telling us the deception
In the words you played us along

Anonymous said...

the working of a lazy idiot's brain...
" zzz... ??? zzz... ?? zzz..."

and the brain of the pm...
" zzz... ?? zzz... ?? zzz..."

see the commonalities?

Anonymous said...

Many Many "I", the only "I" PM has in mind!!
Where are the many many of the "YOU" that "I" should serve to?
Where are the many many "You" that "I" should have listen to?
Where are those many many "You" who had "I" voted in?

"YOU" the Ryakat are out of his mind!!
So, "YOU" the Ryakat vote him no more in coming GE!!
Should anyone taking a PM knowing "I" but not "YOU" or "WE"?

As a PM of a Government, "We" should be emphasized!
As a Servant, "You" should respectfully mentioned and listen to!
As a PM for all Malaysians, "We" should be proudly and joyfully be mentioned!!
As a responsible Public Servant, he should tell exactly what he had done and not "You know lah!!"


Anonymous said...


someone needs to remind this #1 moron that -


so far his all his actions are negatively attractive.


Anonymous said...

This website paklahmudahtipu was started in 2003. Why only now promoting it?

Anonymous said...


Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah Sayang-Sayangnya,
He lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasa sayang-sayangnya.

Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang-sayangnya
Eh lihat Zam bodoh, rasa sayang-sayangnya

Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,
Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang-sayangnya
Eh lihat Zam bodoh, rasa sayang-sayangnya

Parliment kita macam zoo negara,
Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,
Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

Rasuah Sayang Eh
rasuah sayang sayangnya
Eh lihat rempit jauh, rasa sayang-sayangnya

Khari kata rempit sangat terer,
Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang sayangnya
Eh lihat bola kita jauh, rasa sayang-sayangnya

Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,
Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,
Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam.

Rasuah Sayang Eh
Rasuah Sayang-Sayangnya
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh, rasa sayang-sayangnya.

Rasa sayang milik indonesia
Malaysia kata mereka yg punya
Otak engkau! lagu ini milik kita
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya

Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang-sayangnya
Eh lihat polis jauh, rasa sayang-sayangnya

Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam-macam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

Rasuah sayang eh
rasuah sayang-sayangnya
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur, rasa sayang-sayangnya

Air di Johor melimpah limpah
Pak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

Rasuah sayang Eh
rasuah sayang sayangnya
Eh Malaysia hancur, rasa sayang-sayangnya

(This is the new version of Raya Sayang making the rounds in cyberspace]

Mr Bojangles said...

Oh, that haunting "I am...I Said" by Neil Diamond.

Another song by song-sung-blue Diamond, in memory of a pioneer African-American tap dancer, follows. Mr Bojangles apologizes for its local adaption.

I know a man, badawi’s son, said he’d work for you
In our Putrajaya
With slicked-back hair, a batik shirt and wide big ears
The ’ole amno crook
He flies so high, flies so high
Then he not so lightly touched michelle

I met him in a joint in down-under Perth,
while Johor was awash
He looked to me to be the eyes of doom
dashed all Malaysians hopes
He said work with me, work with me, he laughed
clicked his fingers and moved on

He said his name “Bodollah" and he played a trick
On all Malaysians, all Malaysians
Oh he played so well and then he snapped his fingers
He let fly a lie, let fly another lie
and his friends helped themselves all around

Mr Bodollah, Mr Bodollah
Mr Bodollah, works

He danced for his friends and housekeeper, too
throughout the land
He spoke through tears of his many years in exile
traveling light
Of how he came back, how he came back
And now its payback time

He said I live now at every chance in splendor
jets and yachts at my behest
But most my time I spend overseas or under covers
‘cause I need to sleep quite a bit
He shook his big ears, and as he shook his ears
I heard many ask him please

Mr Bodollah, Mr Bodollah,
Mr Bodollah, resign…

Anonymous said...

Rocky you have left out
"I won't tolerate little napoleons"

Anonymous said...

We all Love PHAKLAH....

Shanghai Fish said...

You forgot the ever famous PM's, people's choice tag-line....
"I WANT TO SLEEP" ! zzzzzzzzz...